Ad Hoc work as a bicycle courier – is exactly as this image says. Yes bicycle couriering is extremely dangerous. Yes Bicycle couriering is risky to lives and limbs of city citizens. Yes bicycle couriers are paid per parcel and thus are FORCED TO BE FAST, FASTER, FASTEST! Yes the companies have been turning a blind eye to it for at least 3 decades! Probably more likely ever since We all realised how AWESOME a transport is cycling! Even better than walking!
But no, fuck them all hey, $8 an hour tops for risking death and being persecuted. Well not any fucking more my friends. Set the Rate at $1 per minute from pick up to drop off. $60 bucks an hour for these death defying, hard flexing, road rabbiting, super sleek, highly efficient, perfectly sustainable and easily parkable transport around our cities! Give the surviving riders a reason to ride more chill man, chill and be cool. It’ll get there!
You want safe streets and deliveries, then pay the remain living Riders a decent rate mate!
We Will Rise Some Day.
Think family, think street, think local, think cities, think suburbs, think rural, think national, think international, think Global Man, think of the effing trees and the deaths from Cars and Trucks and Buses!
And yeh, we can slow down man, it’s all chill, I mean, we is just trying to feed ourselves and when we go slower, well that’s down to $6 an hour, and then we’re looking for ways to get a quick free drink of water from Businesses who demand Perfect Quickness, Perfectly Every Time!
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