Where is the perfect hot chip in Mount Barker, Peramangk Country?

Which business does the best hot chips in mount barker south australia please. I am unimpressed with all options I’ve come across so far.

close up photography of french fries with cream
Photo by Gustav Lundborg, decent photo of chips ruined by fancy stuff.

kfc, shit soggy tasteless undercooked rubbish, hungry j’s and maccas, shit, inconsistently dry, too hard outside, and not soft inside due to the excessively thin shoestring style, often with way too much ordinary salt, always served with an uncaring yet efficient attitude of the fast processed food industries incorporated bigwigs.

See the few black ends, poor quality control there. I want pristine chips every bite.

3 takeaway places are better, but still merely average to decent.

All the pubs in our main street, just average also, sometimes actually covered over by the chicken snitty parmi I prefer. Whose the chef’s that make their chips soggy by putting the parmi over the top of the chips, not my style thanks.

And what’s with charging even more for wedges, just cause the potato chips are massive and served fancy like with chilli sauce and sour cream. no no no, plain chips with chicken salt, cooked to perfection, u aint gonna trick my taste buds with pretty presentation, thanks for trying.

Last time I was here, the chicken snitty was small but tasty, the service was decent and the chair comfortable. The chips, like everywhere else in Barker, no better than average.

Chips should be hot, crispy on the outside and soft and fluffy on the inside, ideally lightly salted with chicken salt. If the chips aint that, on your bike mate/love.

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