If you look too good, people will hate you.
If you look too bad, people will hate you.
Goldilocks knows something about juuuust right.
Oh wait, right, I mean left.
It takes two wings, right and left to fly a bird
away from a herd of cats.
It takes a pack of dogs to herd the cats,
they’ll bark and growl, and snarl
down low and up high,
and the little raven can flee the introduced
for a better tree with a better nest,
with a better view and a little rest.
So just fly away with a worm,
the worm is squiggling and struggling,
but the beak is sharpened
and the tongue is rough,
that’ll do, it’s just enough.