Love All, Match Ball.

a couple stretching while holding squash racket on the wooden court

Squash racquets in hand and ball in play,
Athletes move in their wonderful way,
Estimating angles and trajectories,
Outmaneuvering opponents with optimal efficiencies.

The court, a rectangular box of defined dimensions,
A perfect place for competitive intentions,
A sport for sweating over trigonometry,
With tactics that require aroused autonomy.

The velocity of the ball, a vector in our game,
Relative to the force of the stroke and your aim,
Players anticipate heuristically,
And then chase it down so gleefully.

The discrete scoring system, a counters delight,
Points earned with each rally, a strategic fight,
Tallying up the integers accurately,
Officials’ record the contested victory.

So let us celebrate our sport of squash,
Where physics and fitness gracefully smash
Into shots selected by disguised statisticians,
A testimony to all human movement mathematicians.

by David Jarvis March 2023.

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If You Play Squash.

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If you can keep the ball in
    when the opponent cannot,
If you can trust your drop shot
    and play it reasonably above the tin.
If you can rally and not be tired by rallying,
    or be deceptive, with a hold and flick,
or be aroused, but still accept no let calls against you
    And don't play too fancy, nor argue vehemently.

If you can visualise - and not make visuals your mistress;
    If you can plan - and express those plans despite distress;
If you can meet with prosperity and scarcity
    And treat those two outcomes just the same;
If you can suffer to hear the facts you've spoken
    Misinterpreted by fools making them seem wiser,
Or discover the efforts you put in, unfulfilled,
    And refocus and restart your training again with an old racket.

If you can hunt for the crosscourt volley nick roller
    And risk missing and leaving yourself open,
And miss, but recover and scramble to the next shot
    And breathe calmly as you run rapidly;
If you can strive with cardiovascular capacity
    Beyond self doubt about your tenacity,
And continue onwards and upwards with a defensive lob
    To give time to recover the T for their next stroke.

If you can thank the officials and spectators graciously,
    And be humble in victory, and generous in defeat,
If neither opponents nor administrators can hurt you,
    If all stakeholders count on you, but none too much;
If you can fill the tie breaker in the fifth game
    With the stuff of your life,
This squash court is yours forever more,
    And - yes let's be a player of squash my friend!
by David Jarvis 20th May 2022.

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Captain of Squash.

Oh captain, my captain. Our fun filled season is nearly done.
The rackets have weathered every nick, the prize we seek approaches.
The finals are near, the thwack I hear, the spectators all exulting,
whilst members eye the grippy shoes, their smelly socks need
caring;
But O stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the court my captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

Oh captain, my captain! Warm up and hit the ball;
Warm up – for you the pennant is hung – for you the officials call,
For you sweat bands and coloured shoes – for you the spectators
are crowding.
For you they call, the teaming mass, their eager faces
seeking;
Here Captain! Dear brother!
This forearm beneath your head!
It is some dream that on the court,
You’ve fallen cold and dead.

My captain does not reply, his eyes are glazed and still,
My brother does not feel my forearm, he has no pulse nor will,
The season is over safe and sound, its competitions complete and
won;
Exult O courts, and smash O balls!
But I with squeaky soles tread,
Walk the court my captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

by David Jarvis 11th November 2022.

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